I Did This For You

friday the 13th

Mon, 16 Feb 2009 05:17:14 GMT

friday the 13th started out with a spider in my car. then i went to the doctor to get my foot checked out after a 20+ pound brake rotor fell on it while at work the night before. this ended up with me being tossed on a set of crutches and having my foot xrayed and wrapped up then being sent home with a bottle of pills. then a friend i haven't heard of for a really long time called and i couldn't understand one word in his voicemail because apparently he was fucked up. later i ran into a girl that was at the clinic earlier that day with a yeast infection in the bathroom at the hoffman center (where i went to see friday the 13th) and it made me want to wash my hands again.
to sum it up: best friday the 13th ever, definitely surpassed my expectations.

Fri, 24 Oct 2008 06:26:29 GMT

please tell me someone remembers this game...

sissyfight.com

i forgot how amazing it was

Sat, 20 Sep 2008 07:05:00 GMT

im addicted to qvc...this is bad.

Wed, 17 Sep 2008 20:26:59 GMT

my dog is so deaf that it's sadly funny. i'll yell for her while she's right next to me and she still looks and walks the other way.
danny and i moved back into my parents house because the crazy lady is living with his mom again. i don't like it here at all but oh well, better than having to sleep with one eye open.
im going to a redskins game october 12th, drinky drinky!
one of the customers gave me some strawberry moonshine last week. good times will be had with me and my little jar of shine. watch out colon!
comcast sucks ass. my internet has been fucked up for a week now and supposedly the guy is coming to fix it tomorrow. when someone came on tuesday i didn't let him in the house because he brought another piece of shit router. he was cool but he definitely didn't think i was serious when i told him he couldn't come in unless he brought a lynxsystem router (danny's friend said that was the best and he use to work at comcast so he knows). when i told him he laughed then i had to say "no i'm serious" and then the laughing ceased however, i was laughing in my mind. man...that story was lame...
oh yeah, i hate school.

Thu, 14 Aug 2008 08:53:56 GMT

ww3 is taking place in my colon and the victims are shooting out of my ass. i should really start taking my stomach pills at full dose again :|

dub deuce

Thu, 31 Jul 2008 08:39:38 GMT

its my birthday! yay!! i can't sleep and i wish i could. then i'd be really happy.

the other night i partied a little too hard at tgi fridays and ended up falling asleep on my belly. this lead to me eventually puking in my sleep and waking up with vomit pouring out of my mouth creating a vomit/water bed type of effect. it sucked. however some of it got on danny and while i do feel bad, i also find it pretty funny. that's what he gets for leaving me and my puke bed and going to sleep on the couch. i will never drink margaritas, beer, buttery nipples, and _____ and _____ after eating salad ever again. that's just a mess that no one wants to see.

crazy ladies

Wed, 09 Jul 2008 06:08:37 GMT

my mom kicked me out about 2 weeks ago. i'm living at danny's house. we have to sleep together. when we sleep all i hear is snoring and obnoxious teeth grinding that has a crunchy yet squeaky sound to it. apparently i wiggle in my sleep.
his mom's girlfriend, yes, his mom's girlfriend, got in my face the other night while she was ranting about his mom. this bitch is crazy. all i wanted to do was watch animal planet and she disrupted my show with her drunken talk. when i try to be a sympathetic person i am told by the psycho that i am "wrong" and that i don't understand. what is so wrong about telling someone that maybe the other person needs space is still puzzling me. as her voice level rose i decided to say politely "i am going to bed" which her response involved grabbing me by my arm and getting in my face. i snatched my arm back, murmured the lords name and continued down the hallway. not only am i pissed that the dumb broad grabbed my arm but i am still wondering what happened to the puppies that almost drowned. i also must mention that two nights prior to this she threw a styrofoam plate across the room (once again in anger) which almost severed my arm...the same arm that she grabbed. now i'm left pondering if she has something against me, or just my left arm.?
after comparing danny's snores to his mom's snoring i have decided that snore sounds are genetic *patent pending*

for kristi

Sat, 21 Jun 2008 03:59:40 GMT

kristi finally convinced me to post an update in this thing so here we go...

apparently cell phones can't swim so my nice env is toast and i'm back using my old phone. i'm back at autozone for the summer everyone should come visit me. i'm addicted to the jewelry channel, hence me being back at autozone. my cat killed a bunny and there were little body parts all over the garage, even a little foot and a tiny ear...bastard. i'm working on a 64 ford falcon, white with baby blue interior, it's fucking sweet. one more semester left at csm and then i'll finally get out of there then i'm headed to tennessee with danny so we can live in our cute little house and drink beer on our porch and look at the mountains while i continue with more school. best thing of all...my brother in law and sister are camping in alaska and he didn't hook the poop pumper hose up to the rv right and got sprayed with shit.

Mon, 29 Oct 2007 05:47:00 GMT

it's been one year and 26 days since i last made a post in this thing. wow.

Tue, 06 Jun 2006 21:25:25 GMT

the new head automatica album is hot.

did i miss the 5 oclock crack giveaway?

Wed, 08 Mar 2006 07:18:30 GMT

update...
i now work at both bath and body works and autozone. piamp. i dress like a douche for both places.

st.patty's day = ferret records show. me, danny and ramos are definitely going. thanks to nicole i took the liberty of taking off that day for jessica. is anyone else going?

erica has the cutest puppy in the world. i want it.

there's a chipotle website that teaches you how to make their guac. i'm gonna make it this week.

my asshole is bleeding with debt.

i have butterscotch pudding. that's right. con- there's never enough pudding in one cup.

my mom has to go to the hospital tomorrow/today to find out if she's eligible for some sort of surgery. if not she's going to have to get a hysterectomy. she kirked out on the verizon people tonight over our 144 dollar house bill. she dropped the f-bomb at least 4 times.

i suctioned cupped my cat's toy to my forehead today. several hours later i still have a circle there. i hope it's gone by tomorrow.

ramos and i went to walmart last night. we saw a guy who had the biggest mole in the world on his neck. like second head huge, austin powers "moley moley moley" huge. i think it had it's own heartbeat.

awhile ago these two girls came into my store. when i was checking them out they said i was really pretty. because of that i gave them a rack of coupons and samples. it small things like that which keep me happy.

Wed, 22 Feb 2006 03:58:26 GMT

i've come to the conclusion that i don't even think george bush is an american. he really doesn't seem to give a shit about our people and now he's going to allow an iran based company to buy rights to the baltimore harbor (or so i've heard).

things have been good lately. lots of work and school and sleep.

danny got me a hot ass ring for valentine's day. it's a pink sapphire heart with 3 diamonds on each side of it all decked out in white gold. pizamp.

i'm sick. it sucks. the weather needs to stop fucking with my body, it's making my white blood cells hate me.

i finally gave in and got a victorias secret credit card, but i'm keeping it at my house....
or maybe in my car.

i'm going to start working at autozone soon. probably.

my friend is looking for a roomate. if you or someone is looking for one, hit me up.

the other day i finally got to fill my car all the way up. seeing the gas needle sticking straight up at the full sign was amazing. i should've taken a picture because i probably won't see that for awhile.

don't expect another update for awhile.

end.

Thu, 09 Feb 2006 03:01:32 GMT

since sam goody is closing in the st.charles mall, what is the next music store going to be?

real update coming soon....

Wed, 11 Jan 2006 08:52:41 GMT

float like a butterfly, sting like a bee

Fri, 04 Nov 2005 05:09:47 GMT

i'm extremely content with my life right now.

k bye

Mon, 24 Oct 2005 05:14:31 GMT

a deer ran into the side of my car. i hope it's okay. i feel like shit now.

which way do i go

Mon, 17 Oct 2005 05:58:01 GMT

tonight i worked at bath and body works from 5 this evening until 1 this morning. we are now ready for christmas. everyone needs to visit the bath and body works on the lower level of the mall and check out my big christmas tree that i sat up and all the shit i stapled to the ceiling around it. i got skills yo. unfortunately i lacked the knowledge of how to get out of the mall after hours and i wandered around aimlessly trying to find a door that wasn't locked. eventually the ramos helped me out and i was free from the dark deserted mall.

this past week has been a horrible week for relationships. i know of 3 people who have broken up with their significant others and i've heard of more. fucking cold weather ruining the love vibe.

Mon, 10 Oct 2005 05:24:33 GMT

danny and i broke up. i was waiting for this one to happen. my homestresses got in the way of my personality and i gave off bad vibes and made the relationship "unhappy." i feel like shit because i knew i was acting this way but i couldn't control it, but the way i react to the shit happening in my life shouldn't have to affect me in this way especially when i apologize for it and have explained about what i'm going through. i find it funny how i share stuff like this on livejournal but i can't bring up the guts to say what is exactly going on in my life but i'm guessing if people really care they'll ask.

i'm gonna start smoking pot again. hopefully wednesday. i'm gonna need something to give me an appetite and make me stop stressing.

ha

Fri, 30 Sep 2005 20:10:16 GMT

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damn those histamines

Wed, 28 Sep 2005 04:20:38 GMT

you know your boyfriend loves you when your lip swells up from some sort of allergic reaction and he says you look fine when you actually look like a duck.

^^^ ME TONIGHT "quack quack!" ^^^

^^^Me and the sweetest boyfriend ever^^^

hey big spender...

Thu, 15 Sep 2005 03:38:51 GMT

today at work a guy slid a 20 dollar tip into my apron, fucking sweet.

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there was also this super fat man who kept smiling and winking at me. so i went over when i was washing off the tables and scrubbed his area up real nice causing movement in my chestal area. i heard eileen laughing rather hard from the other side of the sushi bar area. hahaha gotsta make them tips.

Fri, 09 Sep 2005 05:13:13 GMT

i've got an online stalker....rad!

laundry night bitches

Wed, 07 Sep 2005 04:44:50 GMT

according to my giant pile of under-roos, it has been 37 days since my last meeting with the laundry machine.

4 loads of laundry down, 1 to go.

today around 1:30 there was a small get together in front of the FA building at my car. jessica, adam, and casey watched me eat cookies. mmm...cookies.

everytime i die/the chariot/the red chord on monday, fucking right doggie.

<:3 )~

fuck this shit...i'm gonna get a hybrid

Fri, 02 Sep 2005 02:44:53 GMT

gas will be going up 50cents at midnight tonight. what the fuck. at least the lady at the shell station told me that so i could spend a little more than my planned five dollars.

mine mine mine

Wed, 17 Aug 2005 20:55:31 GMT

This is allllll mine! http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=6793945263&rd=1&sspagename=STRK%3AMEWN%3AIT&rd=1